Keep Calm? Scratch That – Mach Jesus Mechanic Tee | Shift & Drift Tees

The only “Keep Calm” shirt that actually tells the truth.

Every car guy knows the feeling — one slip of the wrench and suddenly your knuckles meet frame at Mach Jesus. This Shift & Drift parody tee captures the chaos of late-night garage sessions with a perfect blend of humor and style.

Designed for car meets, wrenching weekends, or just everyday wear, this shirt is soft, durable, and guaranteed to get a laugh from anyone who’s busted their hands under the hood.

Shift Hard. Drift Harder. And maybe bring some ice.

Details:

• Premium unisex softstyle tee (lightweight, breathable, durable)

• Small Shift & Drift logo on left chest

• Full “Mach Jesus” graphic on back

• Classic fit for everyday comfort

• Perfect gift for mechanics, car enthusiasts, and gearheads

Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside-out

• Tumble dry low or air dry

• Do not iron directly on the print

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean